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Saskwatch Vs. Apollo Creed”

One night, my best friend and I were taking a walk in Venice, California, which we often did, most of the time at night. Many times, we would walk to every border of Venice,...

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Squat Valley, Crapistan

In the 1990s… you know, the ancient times…it was commonplace for young people to experiment with and/or convert to Islam. I have to believe that the conversion rate was much higher than it is...

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Insurance and the Wall

I just went in to get insurance as a driver. I don’t own a car. I bike. In today’s world, though, you need insurance for everything. The insurance lady was a very good looking...

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TYSON, THE DOG

When I lived with Vascago, back in 1994, we both had the luxury of meeting Tyson, the dog. Vascago dabbled here and there in the business of selling and breeding pure-bred Rottweilers. He was...

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Breaking Down with Eric Dickerson

I used to hike in the L.A. area quite often. If you have never been to L.A. or are unaware, there are hundreds of hikes in the area. All worthy of your time and...

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Louie Anderson Knows His Shit

I used to work at a Subway in a fairly affluent part of Minneapolis, I guess. Yeah, I was a motherfuckin’ sandwich artist. Back when Subway still thought cutting a “U-Gouge” in your loaf...

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SLICIN’ IT UP WITH GEORGE CLINTON

There is a fairly famous scene in the original “National Lampoon’s Vacation” movie whereby Clark Griswald, played by Chevy Chase, is offered a beer by his cousin Eddie, played by Randy Quaid. Two things,...